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Morgan: "When I saw my baby the first time on an ultrasound, I cried. John, you are going to cry when you see your baby for the first time on an ultrasound."

Jared: "He won't cry. He's a man, and men only feel manly emotions. Like, the desire to eat steak. And that feeling that you get when you see a tree, and you just want to cut it down."

Kristen: "Guys don't normally differentiate between face & body wash."

Jared" We just use toothpaste for everything. Doesn't work too well. Especially in sensitive areas."

Serene: "I'm helping Santa stop the Mayan apocalypse!"

Alisa: "It's a tradition. I did it last year."

Alisa: "That's on my bucket list too. But I don't know if I want to keep it there."

Alisa: "Anyone know when Kett left?"
Jared: "Kett the travel agent? Or Kett Johannesburg? Because I know when Kett Johannesburg left--he was never here."